I'd like to get a copy of the pledge of allegiance by Matt Groening
Apparently, Matt Groenig has rewritten the pledge more than once.
I ran across this one on Usenet, I can't remember exactly where:
"I plead alignment to the flakes
of the untitled snakes of a merry cow
and to the Republicans
for which they scam
one nacho
underpants
with licorice
and jugs of wine
for owls"
It'd be difficult to find on an initial search because 'pledge' and
'allegiance' aren't in the text. If you search on 'plead alignment,'
though, you'll get lots of hits. Here kitty, kitty kitty - The BUST Lounge::
I pledge allegiance to and wrap myself in the flag of the United States Against Matt Groening, Life in Hell. pollystyrene. View Member Profile. Dec 3 2007,
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http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/pledge.html
I searched Google for "pledge of allegiance by Matt Groening" without
the quotes and this came up as the second result. Thanks!
xemion-ga Midwestern Mamas! - The BUST Lounge::
I pledge allegiance to and wrap myself in the flag of the United States Against Matt Groening, Life in Hell. turbojenn. View Member Profile. Jun 18 2008,
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Pledge of Allegiance by Matt Groening